December 2011
Kay! Pole pics are up, they're nothin' special but...
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Gonna go spin on the pole for a bit in heels, if I...
tillies:
breath-and-a-scream:
head-wires:
1612th:
that guy from lmfao is 37
worst midlife crisis ever
what is he going to be like when he’s older
if he keeps shuffling every day he’ll throw his back out
He’s really 37? Jesus, I wonder he did before this party rock crap.
37
Fuckin’ hate lmfao.
furyni:
einkollektiv:
No? Hold on. I found another pic of him.
His hat’s cute, right?
Wait. Got another one.
Nevermind.
Hahahaha this is so true.
Reblog this if you'd hang out with your Tumblr...
Woman at Parcelforce was so lovely and apologetic...
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Me: That's them with some fire.
Mum: Okay.
Me: That's Richard going for a swim. With a hat.
Mum: You can leave yo' hat on.
Me: That's them in their Keine Lust video. They gained some weight there.
Mum: No way!
Me: Yep.
Mum: Jesus.
Me: Then for the Ohne dich video they decided to get in shape so they climbed a mountain, see?
Mum: Good diet.
Me: Here they are performing naked using their instruments to cover their bits.
Mum:
Me: This is Frau Schneider, isn't she beautiful?
Mum:
Me: There's Ollie rolling on the floor in a diaper.
Mum:
Me: *closes book*
Mum: What was that one?
Me: Oh that's just their heads on naked female bodies, see?
Mum: They're gayboys.
Me: Oh I dunno, Richard looks pretty pleased with those boobs.
Mum:
Me: Also Till is pregnant.
Everyone reblog with your current mood (It does...
furyni:
afraidinmyeyes:
cryingatthefuneralparty:
hipstersahoy:
bluhbluhbluhawesome:
elixiroverdose:
bellizyfizz:
desertlotus:
maple-and-pride:
awesomekingprussia:
stodgystuttering:
sailor-pig:
super-splendid:
maple-leaves-and-tea-time:
kiwibutt:
Reblog if your icon is a picture of an adorable...
tillies:
derschmetterling:
because a truer statement has never been spoken
abubububu christoph
Yeah it’s me.
*food hits floor*
Little Germs: GET IT!
King Germ: NO! We'll strike when the time is right. We must wait 5 seconds!
Me: *shows Dad a hot pic of Schneider* He's fit though, right? He is. You can't say he's not.
Dad: Him? He looks like a woman.
Me: Exactly!
Dad:
Me:
Dad:
Me: ....wait..that didn't-
Dad: Something you'd like to tell me, darling?
Me: -.-"
Oh jeez I am having a fit over Rammstein I just...
Anonymous asked: You + underwear + camera = photo + tumblr = happy me?
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